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I'm ever so smart. - Let's get out of here. - Homer, I'm your guardian angel. - [ Groans ] - Hi, Dad. Fly! Urinal cakes, maybe? My voice is crazy with this spraying already. [ Chorus ] " The Simpsons " [ Bell Ringing ] [ Whistle Blowing ] [ Beeping ] " [Jazzy Solo ] [ Tires Screeching ] D'oh! [ Screams ] The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower-- indistinguishable to the naked eye but therein lies the game. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out. - Mindy! Why, that's a fabulous idea. [ Whispering ] I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch. Whoa! [ Groans ] What's the point? I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy... [ Both ] Nice glasses, four eyes. Enjoy. If they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor. But you know what I hate? - No. Mmm. We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core. - But my classroom is not a democracy. Yeah. - Homer? We'll find out next when we play "Hail to the Cheat.". watch 01:32. What gives? Homer's marriage is in trouble when he develops an attraction to a new co-worker. Oh, this is the worst crisis my marriage has ever faced! A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments... without fear of reprisal. Let's call room service! The Last Temptation of Homer: | | | "The Last Temptation of Homer" | | | | ... World Heritage Encyclopedia, the aggregation of the largest online encyclopedias available, and … Two weeks are up. [ Screams ] The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower-- indistinguishable to the naked eye but therein lies the game. Yeah. Well, open up the stick with your wife barrel. It was sure nice of them to make us cheeseburgers. This plant violates every labor law in the book. - [ Woman ] I'm trapped. - Oh, well, lots of luck! [ Groans, Grunts ] - Who are you? With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. [ Blow Lands ] - [ People Chattering ] - Shh! [ Both ] Nice glasses, four eyes. So, uh, what do you guys think of Mindy? [ All Groaning ] Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape but we desperately need a real emergency exit. - I'm not actually Colonel Klink. ♪ On my vacation away from workie ♪, [ Imitating Bed Squeaking, Growls, Pants ]. Better see our dermatologist. [ Reading Silently ] You will find happiness with a new love. - " [ Humming ] - Let's get-- Huh? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Mindy, we have to fight our temptation. He's done for. Yeah. [ Chittering ] [ Screaming ] - [ Thudding ] - [ Groans ] Continue the research. I think you'll see what you want. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy too. But you know what I hate? The Last Temptation of Homer is part of the The Simpsons (season 5) series, a good topic. Mmm. I'll get you the tickets. Look, Mr. Burns, we want to see some changes. Well, we don't have to. The Last Temptation of Homer has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. It was here when we moved in. In the episode, a female employee named Mindy is hired at the nuclear power plant. Homer... you don't have to do anything you don't want to. I made it the whole day without seeing her again. , I can provide every medical service you'll ever need under one roof. Doomed! Hello, hotline? We'll hide at my house! And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain. Let's do it. - Huh? - But I still stand by my hiring policies. That's it! Not a good sign. Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp? - [ Honking Continues ] - [ Bart Laughing Sinisterly ] Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this and in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Ah, these should help those fallen arches. - Are you happy,Jeeves? The letters are all blurry. Ha! Medical Science-type Person. Look in your heart. Copy the URL for easy sharing. How did you come up with that? Let's call room service! How about real lead in the radiation shields? It was here when we moved in. One of the turkeys fell behind the bed. [ British Accent ] You mean it ain't me noggin', it's me peepers? - Go to hell! - I'd better spray it. We're doomed! Can someone pronounce this word? I'm ever so smart. Think unsexy thoughts. Yeah. Homer, what's with you? That raccoon stole my lamb chop! - Have a good night, Homer. Congratulations. Hey, my favorite-- raspberry swirl with a double glaze! The Last Temptation of Homer - The Simpsons [S05E09] Released: 1993-12-09, Rated: TV-14. Ain't you never seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before? Tell a lie. - Okilly-dokilly. I'm just assuming his form. Homer! [ Whispering ] Think unsexy thoughts. - Get bent! I've assumed the form of someone you would recognize and revere-- Sir Isaac Newton. You got a problem, go tell your mama. I made fish sticks. The Last Temptation of Homer. - " [ Humming Theme From I Dream ofJeannie ] - Ew. It was sure nice of them to make us cheeseburgers. This year's King and Queen of Energy are Homer Simpson and Mindy Simmons. Usually you just take the box of doughnuts into the bathroom. - Hey, my favorite-- raspberry swirl with a double glaze! But I think as long as we're not alone together-- [ Man ] And now the moment you've been waiting for. "The Last Temptation of Homer" is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season. [ Laughing ] [ All Grunting ] [ Panting ] Whoa! [ Man ] Madam President, your approval rating is soaring. Gentlemen, the nerd you knew is dead. Whoa! We'll find out next when we play Hail to the Cheat. How are you-- Ew! [ Both Grunting ] - I'm so happy, darling. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. - Oh! - [ Gulps ] - Well, let's get started. ♪ And I-- ♪. [ Grunts ] Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes? That Mindy seems real nice. Smithers, throw this at him. I got two dollars off because mine got smeared. [ Both Laughing ] Mmm. I've assumed the form of someone you would recognize and revere-- Sir lsaac Newton. - Don't worry. Ew. One of the turkeys fell behind the bed. I'm the same person I always was. Laser-Pacific. Keep him away from open flames and pregnant women. It's not much, but it's a start. [ Marge's Voice. If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. - Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that. [ Groans ]. [ Gasps ] Foul temptress. Your son has a temporary condition called "lazy eye"... where one eye is weaker than the other. The first such incident occurred in 1 956 when-- - Hi, Homer. All 5 songs featured in The Simpsons season 5 episode 9: The Last Temptation…, with scene descriptions. I'm in the lines. Dad, look. Urinal cakes, maybe? AKA: Al shamshoon, Familja Simpson, Сiмпсони, Les Simpson, The Simpsons You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you. - Hi. [ Gasps ] Homer, what's the matter? - [ Sobbing ] - Bye,JoeyJo-Jo! The cookie told me so. - Your appearance is comical to me. [ Both ] Money fight! ! Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction I think we should avoid each other from now on. Uh-- [ Clears Throat ] Oh, no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert. "[ Continues ] Hey, there's a turkey behind the bed! Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S5 E9 "The Last Temptation of Homer". What am I going to do? Anything else you'd like? You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late! No, Homer. Beat me, and you will be beating one of your own. [ Gasps ] Free mouthwash! If you can improve it further, please do so. - Sir Isa-who? [ Foreign Language ] Mr. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie. You have a question? - Lisa, look out behind you! [ Kids ] Excelsior! " Burns, we want to see some changes. Drinking beer and watching TV. Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape... but we desperately need a real emergency exit. Hello, hotline? I think you'll see what you want. Stop that! Post Production Audio Facility. We're doomed! -[ Marge ] Mmm. Usually you just take the box of doughnuts into the bathroom. You parked too close. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Yeah. Drinking beer and watching TV. Oh, no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert. Let's do it. [ Chuckling ] [ Homer] ♪ Oh, Margie, you came and you found me a turkey ♪ ♪ On my vacation away from workie ♪ Yes, we do. - What the hell? Zutroy here is as American as apple pie. What more could a man ask for? - Really? Damn your feeble brain! I think she has a degree in engineering or something. That's not why I'm here. Ooh, I would live in a big mansion? All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort. In the episode, a female employee named Mindy is hired at the nuclear power plant. [ Man ] The Burmese melon fly has over I ,000 s*x partners... and suffers virtually no guilt. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's society. My voice is crazy with this spraying already. For the rest of the year, Bart Simpson will be the first student called on for every question. Fly, my pretties. There's no way out! I'm not sure, sir. I'm attracted to another woman. Come on. That last time was just a fluke. Directed by Carlos Baeza. I'm very tempted by another woman. - Yeah? [ Screams ] I mean, hello! [ Thinking ] Think unsexy thoughts. Homer Simpson, that's a dilly of a pickle. But then I think about Marge and the kids. Not that I ever did. Homer... you know how I feel, so it's up to you. - Oh! Foot-long chili dog. Well, maybe I want to. Ah, these should help those fallen arches. Homer Simpson, that's a dilly of a pickle. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common. - Get him! [ Man ] And now the moment you've been waiting for. I'm very tempted by another woman. - Uh-- - [ Grunting ] Mmm-- Uh-- - Oh, pick me, teacher! Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this... and in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Dance! I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot. Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while. Uh, yeah. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! [ Sobbing ] - What's wrong? Hey, let's conference you with Marge, huh? Mindy Simmons episode "The Last Temptation of Homer" is the ninth episode of The Simpsons fifth season.wikipedia. [ Slurping ] Hey, we're out of these new love cookies. Double glaze. I got two dollars off because mine got smeared. No, Homer. Plota Táirgeadh Tagairtí - Like what? ♪ Oh, Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking ♪ Ooh! Colonel Klink.! TODD-AO/Glen Glenn Studios. Don't kiss me. - [ Horns Honking ] - [ Man ] I can't get out. They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out. Homer loves Mindy! Work hard and each day you'll get a shiny penny. Script Supervisor. - Dad, why are you singing? Beat me, and you will be beating one of your own. - I did! Excellent, Zutroy. A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments without fear of reprisal. It was on one of these bar napkins. [ Mumbles ] Excellent, Zutroy. - Oh, what the hell? That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention. Watch this, guys. Don't kiss me. Here are the Titles From My 1998 UK VHS of The Simpsons: The Last Temptation Of Homer1. Eating. My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge. [ Murmuring ] - What is this place? Oh, don't worry. All rights reserved. Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you. [ Whispering ] Think unsexy thoughts. We've been doing a lot of upper-body work on Bart. You don't have to wear your glasses anymore. Homer... you know how I feel, so it's up to you. The Last Temptation of Krust Krusty: So this afternoon, two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle. Throat looks a little red. Agnes: Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour. Gotta go! You do have insurance, don't you? Scripts; Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8; 1. He did? Well, open up the "stick with your wife" barrel. - [ Chuckling ] Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot? - Mindy? Oh! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City. - [ Bell Dings ] - [ Sighs ] I made it the whole day without seeing her again. Oh! [ Sniffling ] Guess what? Thanks for poisoning the planet, b*st*rd.! Well, gotta go. - Okay. Did you ever get my letters? Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder? [ Whispering ] I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch. - [ Thinking ] Bravo. Damn your feeble brain! I think she has a degree in engineering or something. - [ All Gasp ] - [ Alarm Blaring ] Run! Bart? She'll hear about this. This was a really nice night, Homer. Mindy, we have to fight our temptation. "[ Exotic ] [ Shouting Continues ] [ Men ] Dance! You're talking during a coffee break. You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late! [ Chuckling ] Let's go visit the optometrist. -- Homer and Mindy run the Nuclear Energy display, "The Last Temptation of Homer" Homer tosses a brick at him (which he had ready, as though he was expecting trouble), and chuckles. "Run, Piper, Run" 4. - I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away. History Talk (0) Share. Someone is charging room service to the company, sir. I think we should avoid each other from now on. - Whatever. 100% (1/1) Hans Moleman Martin Prince Sideshow Mel. - Nerd! We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core. Move your car! Oh, even the Chinese are against me. Oh, this is the worst crisis my marriage has ever faced! Judging from your song, you're infatuated with a woman named Mindy or a man named Andy. If they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor. - [ Shouting ] - [ Kids Screaming ] - [ Grunting ] - [ Kids Laughing ] - Hey, he's learning on his own! [ Fish ] Homer loves Mindy! [ Reading Silently ] "You will find happiness with a new love. I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. I can see I'm gonna love working with you. ! Think unsexy thoughts. The Last Temptation of Homer [Charlie is explaining to Mr Burns about the gas leak] Charlie: Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit. Now with my new H. That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention. - [ Chuckles ] Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp? Why, that's a fabulous idea. - Oh. Mmm! "Malice in Wonderland" 3. Oy, I feel so much better, Mr. - I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away. And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot. [Crowd gasps] Homer: [shouting] Don't you hate pants? [ Burps ] D'oh! [ Homer] ♪ Oh, Margie, you came and you found me a turkey ♪ Okay, so we have one thing in common. I'm just assuming his form. Score: 18.458. Anybody see the game last night? Because I have a small role in a Broadway musical. - [ Quacking ] - But I still stand by my hiring policies. You're talking during a coffee break. 2.6 secs. Hi, Homer. You know, if we wanted to. Burns. [ Chuckles ] I guess we'll be going down together. - Then we're all happy. Menachem Begin wore a pair just like them. Rub a palm full of this medicated salve into your scalp every half an hour. - Today, let's pound his kidneys. And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot. Me too! ♪ And stopped me from something ♪ - That's the worst name I ever heard. We've been doing a lot of upper-body work on Bart. Free shampoo! ", "I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. - This man's an illegal alien. Congratulations. Dance! Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new coworker, Mindy Simmons. Urinal cakes, maybe? For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies and hire at least one woman. Seems okay. Work hard and each day you'll get a shiny penny. He drives me nuts. - Pleased to meet you. [ Gurgling ] Oh! The Last Temptation of Homer This article is about the episode. - [ Whimpers ] - [ Breathing Heavily ] [ Woman ] Ooh!Just do it. The Last Temptation of Christy/Script < The Last Temptation of Christy. Well, desserts aren't always right. Meanwhile Bart has problems seeing the blackboard so Dr Hibbert prescribes him glasses and gives him a nerdy makeover. - You too. Doomed! Edna: Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this, and in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies and hire at least one woman. Let's call Room Service!” Mindy Simmons “Pick me teacher, I am ever so smart” Martin Prince "The Last Temptation of Homer" is the ninth episode of Season 5. Homer, what's with you? Hi, son! If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same bed. Mr. Burns: Why, that's a fabulous idea. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on December 9, 1993. - [ Quacking ] Get back to work, Stewart! Barney, that is so insightful. But I think as long as we're not alone together--. 89 Related Articles [filter] List of recurring The Simpsons characters. Finally, an episode that highlights Homer Simpson's one consistently good quality. Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot? -[ Man ] Madam President, your approval rating is soaring. Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades... have been caused by a simple vision disorder? Ooh. Now with my new H.M.O., I can provide every medical service... you'll ever need under one roof. Yeah, good. Oh, I couldn't read it. M. You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City. Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common. Mr. Burns: Well, we'll just see about that! - I can't believe we ordered so much. Oh, Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking " " But I sent you BenGay " " Oh, Andy, you kissed me " "And stopped me from something " "And I-- " Uh-oh. AKA: The.Simpsons.S30, The.Simpsons.S09, The.Simpsons.S03, The.Simpsons.S10, The.Simpsons.S04 - [ Cars Approaching ] Blast it, woman. You parked too close. - Oh, very well. Oy, I feel so much better, Mr. Medical Science-type Person. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common. There's no way out! “No, Homer. I'm all stuffed up. How about real lead in the radiation shields? - Oh, baby. The Last Temptation of Homer Add a photo to this gallery Add a photo to this gallery Damn your feeble brain! Well, I guess you'll wanna come in. Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower-- indistinguishable to the naked eye... but therein lies the game. You got a problem, go tell your mama. Oh, that's unsexy. See, I got this friend named Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo. Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me? The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson S9E1 The Principal and the Pauper S9E2 Lisa's Sax S9E3 Treehouse of Horror VIII S9E4 The Cartridge Family S9E5 Bart Star S9E6 The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons S9E7 Lisa the Skeptic S9E8 Realty Bites S9E9 Miracle on Evergreen Terrace S9E10 All Singing, All Dancing S9E11 Bart Carny S9E12 The Joy of Sect S9E13 Das Bus S9E14 The Last Temptation … ♪ Oh, Andy, you kissed me ♪ - [ Beeping ] Someone is charging room service to the company, sir. TV's there, bathroom's there, and there's your king-sized bed for--, [ Imitates Bed Squeaking, Growls, Pants ]. Hey, we're out of these "new love" cookies. Wow! Better see our dermatologist. See, I got this friend named JoeyJo-JoJunior Shabadoo. That scalp's a little dry. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's society. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same bed. - D'oh! - You'll have to wear these for two weeks. Let's have a little quality time together, just you and me. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on December 9, 1993. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Last Temptation Of Christ. Capital City! And your scalp and posture seem fine. Not me. Another day, another box of stolen pens. - [ Lone Clapping ] - Are you hiding something from me? You parked too close. Hmm? Come, you must be tired from the chase. [ Thinking ] Think unsexy thoughts. I'm not actually Colonel Klink. Look in your heart. My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge. [ Men Ululating ] Sir, we'll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor. Homer gets a beautiful new co-worker, Mindy Simmons, who likes the same things he does. ", "Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger. Homer, I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a lot of trouble. [ Both ] Mmm. Mindy has a motorcycle. Oh, I couldn't read it. Dance! What the hell was that? The first such incident occurred in I 956 when"--. - Free shower curtain! - No! But they're so sweet. [ Chuckles ] Well, this is my floor. Think unsexy thoughts. - We're gonna have sex. - Oh. Louise Jaffe. That plane crashed on my property! I can see I'm gonna love working with you. [ Chuckles ]. - Yes, sir. - I mean, getting off toge-- I mean-- - That's okay. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Homer?oldid=11920. Because I have a small role in a Broadway musical. - Okay. [ Gasps ] Marge lives here? - [ Mindy ] Free shower curtain. This dream is over. Hmm. Homer loves Mindy! - Can't talk. - Yeah, ditto. What am I going to do? "Still Charmed and Kicking" 2. I'll bring in a woman. - "[ Man Singing ] This was a wonderful idea, Homie. No goose bumps, no hallucinations. ! This Simpsons Episode Is A Parody Of 1988's The Last Temptation Of Christ. ! (to Bart) It's photosynthesis! - [ TV Off] - Oh, that's sweet. Oh! ♪ But I sent you BenGay ♪ ♪ [ Humming Theme From I Dream of Jeannie ]. ♪ [ Man Singing ] This was a wonderful idea, Homie. Sir, we'll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor. Yes, we'll find someone cheap. [ Laugh ]. I'm all stuffed up. Oh, well, that's just loverly. D'fhéach 20.6 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. Homer and Mindy find themselves attracted to each other, but even though Homer is tempted by her beauty, he stays faithful to his wife Marge. I think you'll see what you want. Yeah. Yes! ", Oh, even the Chinese are against me. [ Gasps ] Colonel Klink. [ Grunting, Screaming ] See you tomorrow! - [ Kids Laughing ] [ Gasps ] I'm a nerd! Menachem Begin wore a pair just like them. This plant violates every labor law in the book. Ain't you never seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before? - Sucker! Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. It's me. Yeah. Yeah-- I mean, that-- You know, if we wanted to. The letters are all blurry. And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain. Tonight, Eye on Springfield takes a look... at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush and Clinton. Sure, life is good for you, but what about Marge? Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new coworker, Mindy Simmons. The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer" Quotes Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir. Seems okay. Finally, Bart's one of us. Look, everybody. - Well, that's wonderful. I love my wife and family. - The refuge of the damned. - [ Cars Approaching ] Blast it, woman. Episode - 1F07 First Aired - 12/9/1993 Mindy Simmons, a sexy new employee at the … At the Simpsons house everyone is getting ready for work/school. Anything else you'd like? [ Whimpers ] Uh-- So, let's have a conversation. - God bless America. - Huh? F.D. Okay, so we have one thing in common. The Last Temptation of Homer Homer falls for a new co worker called Mindy who is just like him. - What is it? Ooh! I'm not sure, sir. I'll just push the button for the stimulator--. Keep him away from open flames and pregnant women. There's no way out! - Yes. For the collection, see The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Homer. No, Lisa, I swear to you! - Certainly does. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [ Laugh ] Yeah, nice shoes, uh, two feet. Oh, baby. - [ Chuckles ] That's preposterous. Enjoy. But then I think about Marge and the kids. You don't have to wear your glasses anymore. That's my idea of heaven. The Last Temptation of Homer Martin: Oh, pick me teacher! [ Chuckling ] Let's go visit the optometrist. O. [ British Accent ] You mean it ain't me noggin', it's me peepers? - "[ Fanfare ] Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romantic dinner alone at Madame Chao's the sexiest Chinese restaurant in Capital City! [ Gasps ] So am I! Think unsexy thoughts. [ TV: Indistinct ] Let's have a little quality time together, just you and me. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort. [ Men Shouting ] Agent Wesson, Department of Labor. Anybody see the game last night? Did fooling around on their wives make them great? [ Chorus ] " The Simpsons " [ Bell Ringing ] [ Whistle Blowing ] [ Beeping ] " [Jazzy Solo ] [ Tires Screeching ] D'oh! Homer and Mindy find themselves attracted to each other after bonding over their shared interests of beer, donuts and television. Talk to the woman and you'll realize you have nothing in common. - Oh, yeah. Simpson, Simmons, you two have been chosen... to represent us at the National Energy Convention. 1F07: The Last Temptation Of Homer SEASON FIVE :: 17 Quotes Bart: Each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye. Uh-- Um-- Hmm? [ Grunts ] [ Shouting ] Smithers, where does that tube go? Ahhh! There's a new place at the mall... that puts your picture on a T-shirt. Think unsexy thoughts. Hmm. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Guess what? - Is there any way to get out of this? Post Production Facility. ♪ [ Continues ] Hey, there's a turkey behind the bed! Let's do it. Quite. Sure, life is good for you, but what about Marge? Did you ever get my letters? I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy too. How's it going? Español; Edit. - [ Screams ] - [ Door Closes ] Examine your scalp for ringworm. "The Simpsons" The Last Temptation of Homer subtitles Dutch. [ Chuckles ] Homer, I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a lot of trouble. Well, we'll just see about that. I'll just push the button for the stimulator-- I mean, elevator. Oliver, bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice. Yeah, yeah. [ Groans ] TV's there, bathroom's there, and there's your king-sized bed for-- [ Wolf Whistle, Meowing ] [ Imitates Bed Squeaking, Growls, Pants ] [ Barking, Howling ] [ Gibberish ] Hubba-hubba. - " [ Whistling ] - [ Tires Screeching, Horns Honking ] [ Fish ] Homer loves Mindy! - Yeah. Tonight, Eye on Springfield takes a look at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush and Clinton. [ Whimpers ] [ Man ] The Burmese melon fly has over 1 ,000 sex partners and suffers virtually no guilt. For the rest of the year, Bart Simpson will be... the first student called on for every question. Edit. "The Last Temptation of Homer" is the ninth episode of The Simpsons' fifth season. "[ Romantic ] [ Sighs ] What a perfect evening. Hey, Homer, you're hallucinating again. Think unsexy thoughts. - [ Kids Taunting ] You're goofy-looking. English. Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers. The Last Temptation of Christ Synopsis: The carpenter, Jesus of Nazareth, tormented by the temptations of demons, the guilt of making crosses for the Romans, pity for men and the world, and the constant call of God, sets out to find what God wills for Him.

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